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Cowboy
Logic
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If you think you're too small to make
a difference, try sleeping in a room with an active mosquito. •
Always
take a good look at what you’re about to eat.
It’s not so important to know what it is, but you
should know what it was. •
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Blue-green
meat, now that's bad for you!
• People
who are tough never have to tell you that they are.
It’s the same with people who are honest.
• Never
miss a chance to shut up. Well-timed silence has more
eloquence than speech.
• The easiest way to eat crow is
when it’s still warm. The colder it gets the harder
it is to swallow. • Don’t interfere with somethin’
that ain’t botherin’ you none.
• Timing
has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
• If you
find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
digging.
• If it
don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it
probably ain’t.
• It
don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of
sheep.
• Never ask
a barber if you need a haircut.
• If you
get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some
considerable influence, try ordering someone else’s
dog around.
• Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can
chew, your mouth is likely a whole lot bigger than you
think.
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